Dijon's Hidden Gem: KYRIAD Direct Dijon Sud - Chenove Awaits!
Dijon's Hidden Gem: KYRIAD Direct Dijon Sud - Chenove Awaits! - An Honest (and Slightly Chaotic) Review!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the KYRIAD Direct Dijon Sud – Chenove! Forget the polished travel brochure fluff – this is real talk. This hotel calls itself a hidden gem, and honestly, after my recent stay, I can kinda see it. But is it a diamond, or a particularly sparkly piece of pyrite? Let's find out!
First Impressions (and a Slight Panic):
Getting there? Easy peasy. Free parking is a massive win right off the bat. Dijon parking is a nightmare, so this is a godsend. The hotel itself is a bit… industrial chic? Let's go with that. It's not the prettiest building, but it's clean and functional, which, after a long drive, is all I really cared about. The exterior corridor gave me a momentary flashback to some questionable motels from my youth, but hey, at least it meant quicker access to my room with my bags, right?
Booking & Services – A Few Hiccups, Honestly:
I used Booking.com, and the contactless check-in/out was a godsend! I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I especially appreciated it during COVID times. However, while the front desk is 24-hour, it felt deserted at 2 AM after a late train. The staff, when I did eventually catch them, were super friendly and helpful, but there's a slight, okay huge, staffing issue. The elevator was a blessing, even with my luggage, especially given the facilities for disabled guests (more on that later). But navigating the hotel and finding my room could use some improvement.
Accessibility – Mostly A+ With a Whisper of "Almost":
Okay, this is where KYRIAD really shines. Wheelchair accessible is a definite tick. I saw ramps, spacious elevators, and what looked like thoughtfully designed accessible rooms. Bravo! They also have facilities for disabled guests. I didn't personally need them; the hallways were wide, and things seemed well-considered. This is a real selling point for anyone needing this type of accommodation. The elevator makes accessing upper floors a breeze. The whole accessibility thing is a massive plus, which is really well done.
Rooms – Comfy, Cozy, and Seriously Well-Equipped:
My room? Honestly, it was great. Non-smoking (thank goodness!), air conditioning blaring, and a comfy bed. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver after a night spent at a local bar, fighting my hangover. I loved the extra-long bed, since I am tall and tired after a long day. The in-room safe box was a nice touch. The Wi-Fi [free] worked perfectly (crucial!), and the complimentary tea/coffee maker was a lifesaver in the mornings. The bathrooms were clean, with a separate shower/bathtub, which is always an extra plus. Oh, and the hair dryer worked like a charm!
Internet & Technology – Score!
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms – YES! And it actually worked. No buffering dramas during Netflix binges. Internet access was reliable, and the Internet [LAN] option was available if you prefer a wired connection. I'm a digital nomad, so this level of connectivity is essential. Huge points!
Cleanliness and Safety – Feeling Safe, Feeling Clean:
This is where KYRIAD REALLY earns extra points. The anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas made me feel safe. They are dedicated to Staff trained in safety protocol. There was hand sanitizer everywhere. I appreciated the room sanitization opt-out available (always a good sign!), and the rooms are sanitized between stays. Plus, CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside the property added to the feeling of security. Honestly, coming out of a very stressful period, this was incredibly comforting.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Bit of a Mixed Bag:
The breakfast [buffet] was decent. Not gourmet, but plenty of options to get you started. No gourmet French pastries here, but hey, it's a hotel buffet, you get what you pay for. I was happy with the coffee/tea in restaurant. They also had a snack bar and room service. No high-end cuisine, but it serves its purpose!
Getting Around – Easy-Peasy:
Car park [free of charge] is a massive win. They also offered taxi service, which I found helpful. I didn't need airport transfer but the availability is a plus.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – (Mostly) Missing in Action
Okay, here's the catch. This isn't a resort. There's no pool with a view. No spa, no sauna, no steamroom. The fitness center was a room with a treadmill and some weights. Don't expect a luxurious pampering experience. The focus is more on functionality and comfort.
For the Kids – Limited, but Present
There's a family/child-friendly vibe, in the sense that it's clean and safe. They have kids’ meals. I didn't see any dedicated play areas or anything fancy, but my niece would probably still have been at home here.
Let’s Talk About the "Hidden Gem" Bit:
Honestly, the 'hidden gem' title isn't entirely off the mark. It's not glamorous. It's not overflowing with luxury. But it’s clean, comfortable, and has a serious focus on accessibility and safety. It’s a great base for exploring Dijon with a car (the parking is brilliant!), and it’s a fantastic choice if you're on a budget or prioritize practicality over frills.
My Personal Highlight:
Honestly, the overall feeling of safety and peace I got from the staff's attention to cleanliness and the level of thought given to accessibility was wonderful.
The Downsides, Because Let's Be Real:
Honestly, the overall feeling of safety and peace I got from the staff's attention to cleanliness and the level of thought given to accessibility was wonderful. Also, the restaurant and bar area seemed a bit understaffed.
The Honest Verdict & A Killer Offer!
KYRIAD Direct Dijon Sud – Chenove is a solid, reliable choice. It's not perfect, and it's not going to win any awards for its aesthetics. But it’s clean, comfortable, accessible, and offers excellent value for money. It’s a hidden gem for those who value practicality, safety, and a stress-free stay!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into my chaotic, imperfect, and utterly delicious trip to Dijon… specifically, the Kyriad Direct Dijon Sud - Chenove. Get ready for a schedule that’s less “Swiss watch” and more “slightly burnt crepe”. This is gonna be messy.
KYRIAD DIRECT DIJON SUD - CHENOVE: A Dijon Disaster (and Delight) Itinerary
Pre-Trip Anxiety (and a Pre-Trip Burger Incident)
- Weeks Before: Website stalking the Kyriad. Photos looked… fine. Generic, but fine. My expectations were blessedly low, which is always a good strategy when traveling. I did, however, spend a good chunk of time perfecting my French pronunciation – I'm convinced "baguette" is the key to unlocking all of France. (Spoiler alert: it's not.)
- Days Before: Packing. A monumental struggle. Always. I overpack every time. This time, I packed three different types of shoes for a trip that largely involved walking on cobblestones. My packing usually involves a tearful cry, a mumbled apology to my suitcase, and the fervent hope that I won’t be mistaken for a lost Kardashian.
- The Day Before (and the Burger of Doom): Flight booked for the morning. Got that classic pre-trip jitters. I had burgers for lunch. It was a bad burger. I knew this, but I ate the whole thing anyway. Now I feel like my stomach is going to turn somersaults.
Day 1: Arrival, Regret, and the Quest for Bread
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Flight to Lyon. I'd booked a connecting flight from Lyon to Dijon. Then, the mad dash to the rental car agency. My driving skills: questionable. My French: even more questionable. My map-reading abilities: nonexistent.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Arrived at the Kyriad Direct Dijon Sud - Chenove. The room? Exactly as advertised – functional. The air conditioning? Questionable. It’s hot. Really, really hot. I'm already starting to sweat in places I didn't know I could sweat.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Unpacking (or, more accurately, flinging my clothes onto various surfaces). I then promptly fell face-first into the bed for a nap. Jet lag is a cruel mistress.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): The Quest for Bread. I'd heard Dijon had amazing bakeries. I NEEDED bread. Specifically, a crusty baguette that would restore my faith in the world. Wandering around Chenove in a sunbeam, looking for a place with the smell of baking. I found one. It was closed. Then another. Closed. I feel like I'm starring in a French film where everyone's miserable.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Giving up the bread war and getting dinner at some local restaurant. I can't remember much. My stomach is still reeling from the burger of doom. I tried to order some French cuisine, but I don't think I understood the waiter and the food arrived, was delicious, and just kept arriving and arriving.
- Evening (8:00 PM - Late): Collapse into bed. Watching mindless French TV (which I barely understood). The air conditioning, finally starts working somewhat. Feeling relieved.
Day 2: Dijon's Delight and a Mustard Meltdown
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Breakfast at the Kyriad. It was… what you'd expect. A sad, lonely croissant. I’d hoped for more, but I'm learning that expectation is the enemy of joy. Then, off to Dijon!
- Morning (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): That Mustard Experience. I can't believe I'm dedicating a whole section to it, but this was the highlight of the trip. Dijon is Mustard Central, right? We are at the moutarderie Maille. I decided to go all-in. Tasting after tasting. Green peppercorn mustard? Amazing. Black truffle mustard? Divine! Then, the saleswoman, with her perfect French and patience. I bought enough mustard to sink a small ship. I’m talking jars, little spoons, everything. I have no regrets. The only regret would be if it was all stolen.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Wandering around Dijon. The architecture is beautiful, the shops are tempting (more than tempting…), and the light is amazing. The people are helpful, and the food is everything that makes French food special. I felt like I was in a movie!
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Back in the hotel, the heat has broken and the room is a pleasant temperature. I lay in bed and read.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Dinner at some highly-rated restaurant. I'm slightly nervous, but I am more confident now, after the mustard.
- Evening (8:00 PM - Late): Back to the hotel. Staring at the mustard. Planning what I can put the mustard on tomorrow.
Day 3: A Day of Rest (and Maybe More Baguettes)
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Sleep in! Hurrah! Then, a leisurely breakfast. This time, I'm prepared: I brought my own instant coffee (life hack!). Eating my lonely, sad croissant with a touch of smugness. I know my strategy.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Going back to the boulangerie. This time, armed with my (slightly improved) French pronunciation. Success! Baguette acquired. The real thing. Pure, unadulterated, crusty bliss. It was everything I'd imagined.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Sitting in a park, eating my baguette and watching the world go by. It was perfect. It wasn’t supposed to be this perfect.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Preparing for my departure. I bought a lot of things to take home with me. Now I'm feeling the panic.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): One last, delicious meal at a random, tiny restaurant.
- Evening (8:00 PM - Late): Packing (again). More tears. More apologies to the suitcase. Then, sleep. A good sleep.
Day 4: Au Revoir, Dijon! (And the Flight of Doom)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Leaving Dijon (or, more accurately, driving back to Lyon, praying I don’t get lost).
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The drive to Lyon. Driving. This is where things go wrong. I make wrong turns, panic every time I enter the car park, and eventually arrive at the airport, just in time.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): The flight (I don't remember it)
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Arriving back home. I unpack my mustard.
- Evening (6:00 PM - Late): I start planning my next trip.
Final Thoughts:
The Kyriad Direct Dijon Sud - Chenove? It was a hotel. It got the job done. Dijon? Utterly delightful. The mustard? Life-changing. This trip was imperfect, chaotic, and wonderful. And I wouldn't trade a single moment of it (except maybe the burger). Now, about that next trip…
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Okay, Spill the Tea: Is This Place Actually a "Hidden Gem," or Are We Talking About a Rusty Spoon?
Alright, buckle up, because "hidden gem" is a loaded term. I've stayed here. *Twice*. Now, before you judge – travel with me here. The first time? Stellar luck! Clean room, quiet(ish) night. I thought, "Score! Dijon on a budget, done!" The second time? Let's just say the "Direct" in KYRIAD Direct felt a bit... literal. Let's just say, the "gem" part might be a little tarnished. *A little*. It’s a *practical* kind of gem, if you catch my drift. Don't go expecting luxury. Go expecting *functional*. (I might be slightly biased because the first time was with my future *ex-wife*, so... you know...)
Location, Location, Location! Is Chenove a Desirable Place to Be? Cause, You Know, Google Maps...
Chenove. Hmm. Picture this: You're not *in* the heart of Dijon, but you're close enough to *taste* the mustard. It's on the outskirts, which means you'll need a car or be prepared to wrestle with the tram. The tram isn’t horrendous, by the way. Just, you know. Public transport. I once saw a guy eat an entire baguette *before* boarding the tram. The shame of it! But, back to Chenove. It's perfectly fine. Nothing to write home about, unless you're *really* into supermarkets (there are a few). It's convenient for *getting* to Dijon, and honestly, sometimes that's all you need.
The Rooms: What's the Vibe? Basic? Bare Bones? Prison Chic?
Okay, bracing myself. The rooms… they're… *functional*. Think "efficient". Think "places to put your stuff while you explore Dijon". Don’t expect a design magazine spread, people. The decor is… well, it exists. Let's put it that way. Cleanliness? Generally okay. But the beds? Ah, the beds. I once had a bed that felt suspiciously like a trampoline that had seen better days. I suspect it was trying to send me back to the Stone Age. (Again, the second stay was… memorable.) The good thing is, there's hot water! And hey, if you're *really* lucky, you might even get a view of… of… a car park. Joy! Consider bringing your own scented candles to *at least* attempt to elevate the ambiance.
Breakfast: Worth the Extra Euros, or Should I Scout Out a Bakery?
This is where things get… divisive. The breakfast is *there*. It exists. I remember once, they ran out of croissants. I nearly lost it. Croissants are practically a religious requirement! I mean, it's Europe! However, the selection is… *adequate*. Expect the usual suspects: croissant (if you're lucky), bread, cereals, maybe some yogurt, and coffee that’ll get you going in the morning, but likely won't win any awards. It's fine, particularly if you're in a hurry. But if you're a breakfast *connoisseur*? Run. Run straight to a bakery! Every single bakery! In Dijon, the pastries will make your heart sing. I once spent an entire morning just wandering around, buying *everything*. Best. Decision. Ever.
Parking: Stress-Free or a Parking-Lot Nightmare?
Parking? Thank the heavens, parking is generally NOT a nightmare! There's usually space. That's a massive win, especially if, like me, you've been known to lose your mind trying to park in some of the more "charming" (read: ridiculously narrow) streets of Dijon! The parking situation alone probably boosts the whole experience up a solid notch. It's. Just. Easy. And in my book, easy is *good*.
Is it Kid-Friendly? Or Should I Leave the Littles at Home?
I didn’t bring any kids, not during the ex-wife era. But from observation, the place seemed fine for families. Nothing actively screams "kid-unfriendly". I mean, it's clean enough. There's nothing particularly dangerous lying around. It's not a luxury hotel with pristine carpets. If your kids are the type to, you know, *leave a trail of chaos* everywhere, maybe pack extra wipes. Think of it as a base camp. A functional base camp for your Dijon adventures.
The Staff: Friendly or "Can't Be Bothered"?
The staff are… fine! They're nice enough. Efficient, polite, probably tired of fielding questions from jet-lagged tourists. They do their job. They're not going to offer you a massage, but they will check you in and point you in the direction of your room. That said, I remember a time when the front desk was completely empty! I stood there, looking like an idiot, for what felt like ten minutes before someone finally appeared. It wasn't ideal, frankly. But mostly, they're perfectly adequate.
Is There Wi-Fi, and Does It Actually Work? Because, Instagram...
Yes! There's Wi-Fi! And… it usually works. Don't expect lightning-fast speeds for streaming, but it's enough to check your emails and… *ahem*… upload your Instagram stories. I am one of those guys. The Wi-Fi is probably one of the hotel's saving graces. It’s what kept me sane while waiting for my train back! And a good Wi-Fi connection is a must if you're planning to navigate Dijon using your phone.
Would You Stay Here Again? Be Honest!
Okay, unfiltered truth time. *Probably*. Look, if I'm looking for a cheap, functional base to explore Dijon, and I'm not feeling particularly flush, then yeah, I'd consider it. It's not the Ritz, but it gets the job done. It is a good value for your money. But, if I had some cash to treat myself? Give me a charming boutique hotel in the heart of the old town any day! If it’s a budget trip, I'd go back. If I'm looking for a romantic getaway? No. Avoid.
Rooms And Vibes
