Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Luxury at Hotel Lanjarón, Spain
Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Luxury at Hotel Lanjarón - A Messy, Honest, and Gloriously Human Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the chamomile tea on Hotel Lanjarón. This isn't your sanitized, corporate-speak review – this is the REAL DEAL. Expect some rambles, a few swears (maybe), and definitely some brutally honest opinions. Because, let's face it, paradise is rarely perfect, and that's part of its charm, right?
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First things first: Accessibility. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I've travelled with folks who are, and this is a huge deal. Hotel Lanjarón makes a serious effort here. They've got facilities for disabled guests, which, let's pray, means actual thought went into it. Elevators? Check. The website mentions wheelchair accessibility, but I'd recommend personally contacting them to clarify room specifics and access to all areas. Don't just take my word (or the website's) for it. Always do your due diligence!
Rambling Thought: Seriously, accessibility should be non-negotiable. It shouldn't be a "special feature," it should be built into the fabric of every single damn hotel. Rant over.
Alright, let's dive into the good stuff: The Relaxation Station! Oh, the spa. The spa. This, my friends, is where Hotel Lanjarón truly shines. They have a Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, a Sauna, and a Foot bath. That's a lotta relaxation potential. The Massage options? Yes, please! I'm talking full-body bliss. And, hallelujah, they offer a Body scrub and a Body wrap. I'm picturing myself slathered in mud, staring at the mountains… swoon.
Okay, so let me just say the Pool with a view is a must. I actually witnessed a proposal poolside there. Okay, it may not have been perfect. The poor guy was so nervous, he almost tripped over a sun lounger! But the view? Epic. Absolutely epic. And that brings us to Swimming pool [outdoor] - it's heated. Very, very important factor.
The Fitness center is there too, but honestly? I didn't use it. I was too busy eating pastries and soaking up the sun. Which is my prerogative on vacation.
Speaking of which, let's talk Dining, Drinking, and Snacking. This is where I get a little… enthusiastic. There are Restaurants, a Bar, and a Poolside bar. They have a Coffee shop, a Snack bar, and a Vegetarian restaurant. You can get an Asian breakfast, and Asian cuisine in the restaurant. Plus, they have International cuisine in the restaurant, Western breakfast, and Western cuisine in the restaurant. My kind of variety!
Now, the Buffet in restaurant is always a risky game, but I had a lovely breakfast one morning, lots of fresh fruit and that amazing Spanish bread. Now, I'm a simple girl, but a good A la carte in restaurant, and Room service [24-hour] is a game-changer. And yes, I may have indulged in a midnight snack or two. Don't judge me! The Bottle of water provided in the room is a thoughtful touch.
And for those of you who like to go out in the evening, the Happy hour is always a winner.
And the food was lovely, but that Coffee/tea in restaurant was just okay, not exceptional.
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, this is huge right now, and Hotel Lanjarón seems to be on top of it. They've got Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They offer Hand sanitizer and Masks. They have Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They have Staff trained in safety protocol. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Safe dining setup. The website mentions Hygiene certification. This is the kind of assurance you want these days.
And look, as a person who is still a bit nervous about traveling, I appreciated the effort to keep the place safe.
Services and Conveniences: This is a pretty comprehensive list of services. Concierge service, which is always helpful. Daily housekeeping is a must, unless you’re a total slob like yours truly. They have a Dry cleaning service, which is excellent. Luggage storage, which I used extensively. Cash withdrawal is available. There is Currency exchange. I wish there were more of these in the surrounding area, but that is out of the Hotel's control. Invoice provided. Ironing service. Laundry service . You get the idea. They've got you covered.
They also have the all-important Air conditioning in public area and Elevator.
Going to the little things: They do have a Convenience store which had the right snacks but wasn't open all the time.
For the kids: They are Family/child friendly and have Babysitting service and Kids meal.
Available in all Rooms:
Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Wi-Fi [free] in the rooms is a big plus, especially for those of us who need to stay connected.
Air conditioning, Bathrobes, Bathrooms, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, you know the drill.
Alarm clock, Additional toilet, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace,Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Window that opens.
I need to say about the Coffee/tea maker. It was a lifesaver, I need like, a gallon of coffee a day!
Things to do: Well first you will want to visit the Shrine. I did, and it was lovely. Just remember to bring your camera! The Hotel does have a Gift/souvenir shop, which is good too.
Getting around: They have Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, and Valet parking.
Bottom line: Hotel Lanjarón is a solid choice. It's not perfect. There might be some minor quirks. Maybe the coffee could use a kick in the pants. But the views are breathtaking, the spa is divine, and the staff, from what I experienced, were genuinely lovely.
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Are you craving an escape? A chance to unwind and truly disconnect from the daily grind? Then prepare to be whisked away to Hotel Lanjarón, a hidden gem nestled in the heart of Spain's stunning Andalusian region.
Here's what awaits you:
- Unforgettable Views: Wake up to breathtaking mountain vistas from your luxuriously appointed room with Free Wi-Fi.
- Blissful Relaxation: Indulge in a world-class spa experience with a Pool with a view, Sauna, Steamroom, and revitalizing treatments like Body scrubs and Massages.
Wheelchair accessible options available. Please contact the hotel directly to reserve and access.
- Culinary Delights: Savor delectable cuisine at our Restaurants and Poolside bar, offering everything from traditional Spanish fare to international flavors, with a focus on fresh, local ingredients.
- Safety & Peace of Mind: Rest easy knowing we prioritize your well-being with a commitment to cleanliness and safety, including Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas.
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Hotel Lanjaron: A Whirlwind of Waterfalls, Walnuts, and (Mostly) Wonderful Mistakes
Alright, buckle up buttercups (and anyone who's ever tried to plan a trip that actually goes according to plan), because this is less a polished itinerary and more a diary of my epic (and slightly chaotic) adventure in Hotel Lanjaron, Spain. Prepare for tangents, questionable decisions, and probably a healthy dose of "what was I thinking?" moments.
Day 1: Arrival & Accidental Almond Overload
Morning (ish): Landed in Malaga. Jet lag felt like a grumpy gremlin attached to my back whispering sweet nothings like "nap time." The rental car was a tiny Fiat 500. Adorable, and about as equipped to handle the winding mountain roads as a toddler is to navigate a minefield. Note to self: next time, pay the extra €50 for something bigger.
Afternoon: The drive. Oh, the drive. Google Maps promised a scenic 2-hour jaunt. Reality? 3 hours, a near-miss with a rogue donkey (seriously), and a growing suspicion that the "scenic" route was code for "cliffside nightmare." The mountains! Spectacular! The roads? Terrifyingly narrow. My knuckles were permanently white by the time I saw the Hotel Lanjaron peeking from behind a veil of mist.
Late Afternoon/Evening: Checked in. Hotel Lanjaron is gorgeous. Think old-world charm meets modern comfort. The lobby smells like woodsmoke and… walnuts. A lot of walnuts. I later discovered the town's famous for them. Cue the first mistake: I bought a bag. And another. And a bag of walnut brittle. By dinner, I felt like a squirrel on a binge. Seriously, I could've cracked a walnut with my teeth at that point. The dinner? Fantastic. The wine? Even better. The view from the balcony? Breathtaking. I swear, I thought I saw a rogue walnut rolling down the valley at one point.
Day 2: Waterfalls, Walkabouts, and the Wrath of the Wobbly Bridge
Morning: Armed with coffee and the vague promise of a hike to the Cascadas de Lanjaron (Lanjaron Waterfalls). "Easy hike," the hotel receptionist chirped. "Lovely views!" Lies, all lies! The "easy" part involved scrambling over rocks, dodging rogue goats, and feeling generally inept. The lovely views were, well, lovely, when I wasn't clinging to a sheer cliff face for dear life.
Afternoon: Lanjaron itself. This town is pure, unadulterated charm. Narrow cobbled streets, whitewashed houses overflowing with flowers, and the echoing sound of… water. Everywhere. Lanjaron’s known for its water, naturally. Tapped a fountain directly from the spring and drank copious amounts of it. It's delicious. I spent a good hour wandering around, getting delightfully lost, and sketching the medieval castle’s ruins. My phone died. Classic.
- The Incident: Remember that "wobbly bridge" I read about? The one that spans a ravine? Ooooh, yeah. Crossed it. Twice. First time, fine. Second time, felt like the bridge was personally trying to rid itself of me. Screamed a little. Okay, maybe a lot. My heart rate is still recovering. Must. Acknowledge. Fear. Of Heights.
Evening: Dinner at a tiny tapas bar. The food was phenomenal - simple, fresh, and bursting with flavour. The patatas bravas were pure heaven. The service? Let's just say, Spanish efficiency isn't quite the same as what I'm used to. Waited ages for the bill. But the atmosphere! The clinking glasses! The laughter! Worth it.
- A Rambling Thought: I have a theory: Maybe the slow service is on purpose? A subtle nudge to slow down, breathe, and actually experience the moment, instead of rushing through life like a caffeinated hamster on a wheel.
Day 3: The Ham & the Hammock (and the Heartbreak of Leaving)
Morning: Obsessed with the ham. This is where I went full-blown food tourism. Went to the local market and bought a whole leg of jamón ibérico. Don't judge me. It was a small one, I swear. Enjoyed my first slice of it in the hotel's gardens. A moment of pure, unadulterated bliss.
- Digression: I could happily live the rest of my life eating jamón ibérico, drinking Spanish red wine, and listening to the water gurgle through the fountains of Lanjaron.
Afternoon: Lounging. Finally. Found a hammock in the hotel gardens. Spent a glorious afternoon swaying gently, reading a book, and feeling the sun on my face. Almost perfect. Almost. (The slight paranoia of the wobbly bridge still lingered).
Evening: The dreaded packing started. The dread! I didn't want to leave. Lanjaron had snuck into my heart, quietly and persistently, like that damn walnut-loving squirrel. Dinner was a farewell feast, filled with laughter, memories, and a bittersweet realization: this trip, with all its imperfections, was… pretty damn amazing.
- Emotional Explosion: Standing on the balcony, watching the sun set over the valley, I welled up. Honestly, I did. It's not just the place, it's the feeling. The feeling of slowing down, of being present, of connecting with something bigger than myself. Hotel Lanjaron, you beautiful, walnut-scented gem, I will be back. I promise. Even if I have to drive on those terrifying roads again.
Day 4: Departure & the Promise of Return
Morning: Farewell to Lanjaron. The drive back to Malaga was a little easier, but the mountains still posed.
Afternoon: The flight. The airport. The mundane reality of normal life. Already missing the waterfalls, the ham, the walnuts, the wobbly bridge (okay, maybe not the bridge).
Evening: Back home, surrounded by the familiar comforts. But my mind is still in Lanjaron, Spain.
The next trip is on the way. That I'm sure.
Final Thoughts (and Random Observations):
- Pack light. Trust me. The roads are not forgiving.
- Learn some basic Spanish. It goes a long way. Even if you butcher it (like me).
- Embrace the chaos. Things won't always go according to plan. And that's okay.
- Don't be afraid to get lost. That's where the real magic happens.
- Walnuts are addictive. You've been warned.
- Seriously, go to Lanjaron. You won't regret it. And if you do, well, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
So, Hotel Lanjarón… Is it actually "Paradise"? Because the website...
What's the food situation like? Because a vacation hinges on food, let's be real.
The Rooms! What are the rooms *really* like? Are they luxurious or are they "rustic with a view"?
The Pool? Does it live up to the Instagram hype?
Is Lanjarón itself worth exploring, or is it just a base for the hotel?
Okay, I'm sensing a catch... What's the *worst* thing about Hotel Lanjarón? Be honest!
Is it good for romance? I'm thinking honeymoon... or maybe just a really good weekend with my spouse.
