Indonesian Paradise: Your Private BR Deluxe Room Awaits! (Shared Pool Access)
Okay, deep breath. Here we go. Buckle up, buttercups, because this isn’t your average hotel review. This is… well, this is me, rambling about [Hotel Name], the good, the bad, and the hilariously awkward. I'm aiming for a raw, honest, and maybe a little bit scatterbrained take. Let's hope it works. Okay, SEO nerds, pay attention: keywords are gonna be woven in, but not at the expense of actually feeling like I’m talking to you, the potential guest. Let's get this messy party started.
First Impression: Arrival and… Well, Let's See
Okay, so the first thing that smacked me in the face (besides the glorious tropical humidity!) was the ease of check-in. The Contactless check-in/out was a godsend after a long flight. And a 24-hour reception? YES. Because who knows what time you’ll be crawling in, desperate for a pillow and a stiff drink. Let's be honest. I was. Front desk [24-hour] - check. Check-in/out [express] - also yes.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Like Most Things in Life, Right?)
Alright, the accessibility. This is IMPORTANT. Honestly, it’s a bit of a thing with me. Makes me grumpy when things aren’t right.
- Wheelchair accessible: Hmm, this is where I start to squint. They say it is, but I didn’t spend hours with my own personal wheel-chaired friend, therefore it's difficult to give a completely accurate description, best to confirm with the Hotel directly. But the presence of the Elevator and Facilities for disabled guests is a good start. I mean, a thumbs up from someone who NEEDS those things is the REAL test. So, call ahead.
- Facilities for disabled guests - Again, a good thing to check on specifically based on your needs.
- Car Park [on-site], Car park [free of charge]: Good for those arriving at the Hotel.
Rooms: The Sanctum (Or Not?)
Okay, the room. MY SANCTUARY. Right? Non-smoking rooms are a godsend, by the way, which means I might get some sleep. Phew.
- Wi-Fi [free]: YAY! My social media FOMO is appeased.
- Air conditioning - essential. You WILL need it.
- Blackout curtains: Thank the heavens. Sleeeep.
- Bathtub and separate shower - Luxury. Love it.
- Bathrobes and Slippers: Yes to feeling fancy in the morning.
- Hot water: Needed.
- Mini Bar: Okay, but expensive. So I just bought drinks from the store.
- In-Room safe box - Always a plus.
Now, a few caveats. (Because REAL life, people!)
- Internet access [LAN]: I'm old school. I love LAN. But, seriously, who uses LAN anymore?
- Additional toilet: Wish I had this. Sometimes, you just need two toilets, you know? (Especially after that spicy curry.)
Internet and Beyond: Staying Connected (or Not!)
Let's be clear: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! = YES. Internet: Check. Internet services: Seems to have everything. Wi-Fi in public areas: Also present. I was able to stream all my cat videos in peace. Victory.
The "Getting Around" Situation
- Airport transfer: Helpful, especially after that flight from hell.
- Taxi service: Available - but I’d recommend haggling.
- Car park [free of charge]: Score if you're driving.
Dining: Fueling the Adventure (or Not So Much?)
Alright, food. The MOST important part.
- Restaurants, Coffee shop, Poolside bar, Snack bar: Options! Good.
- Breakfast [buffet]: YESSSSSS. Bring on the pancakes! (More on this later.)
- Room service [24-hour]: Always a win. Especially at 3 am, when you’re suddenly ravenous.
- A la carte in restaurant: Nice.
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: Hooray!
- Vegetarian restaurant: Good for my vegetarian friends (I hope, I was too busy stuffing my face with buffet pancakes).
- Breakfast in room: YES! The Breakfast in room was a bit of a letdown.
- Alternative meal arrangement - Always good to plan in advance.
- Daily Disinfection in common areas - Good.
My Breakfast Buffet Disaster/Triumph
Okay, the breakfast buffet. Listen, I’m a sucker for a buffet. I love the possibilities. This one… had potential. It had all the things. Pancakes. Sausages. Weird-looking fruit. Then, the bread station happened… and I ate three pastries. The coffee? Meh. But the pancakes? Heaven. I mean, I lost my appetite for the next 4 hours but hey! I lived.
- Buffet in restaurant: Check.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: See above.
Things to Do (And Ways to Pretend You're Relaxing)
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view: YES. Jump in the pool. All of the pools. The view? Spectacular. If you're like me and get bored quickly.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Ah, the illusion of fitness. I thought about going. I really did. But the pool won, every time.
- Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: They have them. Fancy. Pamper yourself.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are They Actually Trying?
Okay, the Covid situation. Important.
- Hand sanitizer: Present. Always a good sign.
- Anti-viral cleaning products - good.
- Rooms sanitized between stays - great…
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter - yay!
- Safe dining setup - I felt reasonably safe eating!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Hopefully.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Good.
- Cashless payment service: Helpful.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Good to know they have one.
For the Kids (If You Have 'Em)
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Babysitting service, Kids meal: Seemed like a family-friendly place.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things
- Concierge: Useful.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service: Essential. Unless you’re me, and you just wrinkle your clothes and pretend it's "bohemian chic."
- Luggage storage: Always appreciated.
- Daily housekeeping: Love. Clean room is a happy room.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Perfect for last-minute presents (or treating yourself).
- Invoice provided - perfect for work travel.
Overall Vibe, Quirks, and Final Verdict
Look, [Hotel Name] isn’t perfect. But it’s a solid option. The location is great, the pool is glorious, the pancakes… sigh. There were a few hiccups, some areas felt a little neglected, but overall, it was a positive experience.
Pros: The pool, the location, the staff (generally), the breakfast. Cons: The slightly iffy internet, the sometimes-slow restaurant service, the lack of reliable wheelchair access. Quirks: The sheer variety of weird fruit on display at breakfast. Would I book again? Probably. If the price is right, and I need a good base for exploring, I’d definitely consider it. Plus, those pancakes…
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to swan dive headfirst into messy Indonesia. Forget the perfectly curated Instagram feeds, this is the real deal, baby. Here’s my utterly imperfect, probably-gonna-be-late-for-something itinerary for the BR Deluxe Room With Shared Pool #V176, mostly in Bali, because, well, Bali. And honestly, the room number is already stressing me out, but we’ll roll with it.
Pre-Trip Panic & Planning Pretenses (AKA The Week Before Disaster)
- Day -7: Okay, so I thought I was prepared. Flights booked? Check. Overpriced mosquito repellent bought? Check. But then I read a blog post about Indonesian street food and immediately spiraled into a stomach-related existential crisis. Google is telling me everything will give me the runs. EVERYTHING. Packing a ridiculous amount of Imodium. Praying to the porcelain gods.
- Day -6: Officially on a "research binge". YouTube rabbit hole of "Bali Travel Vlogs" – end up watching three hours of people doing yoga in a rice paddy and feeling simultaneously zen and completely inadequate. Decide I need a new travel journal. Buy a ridiculously fancy leather-bound one. Hope I actually use it this time. Last trip's was 5 pages max.
- Day -5: Start a "Bali Packing" list (it currently includes "sunscreen - the good stuff", "a dress I'll probably never wear", and "a crippling fear of being judged by the locals"). Attempt to learn a few basic Indonesian phrases. Fail miserably. Pronunciation is a minefield. "Terima kasih" sounds vaguely like a polite throat clearance. Awesome.
- Day -4: Realize I don’t have any adaptors. Panic. Amazon Prime to the rescue! Also, I'm suddenly craving nasi goreng. The anticipation is killing me.
- Day -3: Double-check the passport. Triple-check the passport. Breathe deeply. This is going to be amazing… or at least, I hope so.
Bali Bonanza: Let the Chaos Commence!
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Terror (Denpasar Airport - Sanur)
- Morning (ish): Landed! Denpasar Airport is a sensory OVERLOAD. The humidity hits you like a brick. The smells – incense, diesel, and something vaguely floral – are intoxicating. And the taxi drivers… oh boy. The negotiation is like a weird, sweaty dance. Finally arrive at the gloriously named "BR Deluxe Room With Shared Pool #V176" – which, in a moment of total disorientation, I think I like. The pool looks inviting. The shared pool… I'll have to assess the competition (aka, the other guests) later.
- Afternoon: Unpack (messily, because I literally threw my clothes into the suitcase). Explore the local area. Find a warung. Order something. Pray it doesn’t kill me. It doesn't! It's delicious! Victory! This small bowl of noodles is probably the best thing I've ever eaten.
- Evening: Sunset on Sanur beach. Stunning. Absolutely breathtaking. Spend a solid hour just staring at the water, thinking about… well, nothing really. The sand is hot, the air is balmy, and all my pre-trip anxieties seem a million miles away. Order a Bintang beer and watch the world go by. Realize I'm already slightly sunburned. Damn.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer number of scooters is mind-blowing. It's organized chaos. Like, I think I'm missing a vital gene to function in this environment.
Day 2: Temples, Tides & Tourism Trauma (Ubud)
- Morning: Hire a driver (after haggling, obviously… I think I won? I hope so). Head towards Ubud. The drive is gorgeous. Passing rice paddies, small villages, and seemingly endless winding roads. Stop at Tirta Empul Temple. Witness the cleansing ritual. The water is freezing! Join the queue. Get splashed anyway. Feel surprisingly… cleansed.
- Afternoon: Wander around Ubud, a bit of a tourist trap, if I'm honest. Overpriced shops and swarms of people. Try to find the Monkey Forest, get completely lost and almost give up. (I'm not good with directions). Finally, get there! The monkeys are… well, very monkey-ish. Stealing sunglasses, generally being cheeky little rascals. Try not to get bitten. Succeed!
- Evening: Cooking class! Decide to embrace the stomach-related risks and get elbows deep in the local cuisine. Chop veggies (badly). Stir-fry. Taste everything. My attempt at sate lilit doesn't look like the photo, but it tastes divine. Maybe. I think.
- Emotional Reaction: After seeing that rice paddy, it makes me rethink how ungrateful I've become.
- Messy Rambles: The sheer effort it takes to deal with these crowds is wearing me down. But, you know? The food is incredible, and the monkeys, while annoying, are also pretty cute. Okay, maybe I will get to like it here.
Day 3: Rice Terraces & Relatable Regret (Ubud & Beyond)
- Morning: Wake up with an insatiable craving for avocado toast (I know, I know, I'm ashamed). Head to Tegalalang Rice Terraces. Absolutely gorgeous. The views are stunning and the rolling hills are very 'instagrammable'. Take a million photos. Walk the trails (realize I'm not exactly built for hiking in the Bali heat).
- Afternoon: Head to the rice terraces. The views are stunning and the rolling hills are very 'instagrammable'.
- Afternoon: Attempt to learn to surf. Disaster. Fall off the board approximately 87 times. Swallow half the ocean. Choke on seawater. Develop a newfound respect for professional surfers. Vow to stick to something I'm slightly better at, like… not drowning. Get home, and my skin is as red as a lobster. I love myself!
- Quirky Observation: The number of people trying to sell you things is… intense. Every five minutes, someone offers you a massage, a taxi, or a "magical bracelet." It's like a constant parade of enthusiastic hustlers.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Surfing lessons were an exercise in humiliation. I spent more time underwater than above it.
Day 4: Beach Days and Beach Fails (Beach, Kuta)
- Morning: Head to Kuta beach. It's a zoo. The ocean is filled with surfers (again, pros making me look like a fool!). I had to find a space on the beach and set my towel. I did it! The wind picked up. The sand flew everywhere. I got sand in places I didn't think possible. Decide to retreat.
- Afternoon: Explore. Visit the beach clubs. Admire those who are living their best lives. But I am happy in my own space. But…I don't fit in. I'm not a beach club type of person.
- Evening: Head out for a massage. It's the best thing I have ever done. Find a quiet place out on the beach, eat the best street food, and chat with the locals.
Day 5: Gili Trawangan
- Morning: Wake up with an insatiable craving to see the ocean and eat fresh food. Grab a speedboat to Nusa Penida. Take lots of pictures. Get a little scared in the open waters.
- Afternoon: Arrive and find myself wondering what I am going to do on this island for the entire day. The beaches are beautiful, there are lots of restaurants, and the weather is great. But I am so bored. I can't take it anymore. I walk and walk and walk and by the end of the day, I'm exhausted and wondering what it's all for.
- Evening: Head back to the hotel.
Day 6: Reflecting and Refreshing
- Morning: Spend the mornings in the hotel with the shared pool! I find the pool is an awesome way to meet new people, and the sunshine feels great.
- Afternoon: Just chill at the poolside. Have coffee and relax. Reflect.
- Evening: Start to pack and prepare for the flight.
Day 7: Departure
- Morning: One last, slightly melancholy breakfast. Pack up (again, messily). Head to the airport.
- Afternoon: Fly.
Important Disclaimers (Because Life's a Mess):
- This itinerary is subject to change. I'm terrible at sticking to plans.
- I will probably get lost. Multiple times.
- I might contract Bali belly. Pray for me.
- I'll probably have more moments of existential dread than zen moments.
- This is my journey, not yours. Take what you like, leave the rest.
Wish me luck! I'm gonna need it. And bring extra
Indonesian Paradise: Your Romantic Getaway Awaits (IR17A)
